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Props or Weapons? Hollywood Buys out Kim Jong Il

With all of the recent activity of late, it needs to be noted that military movies and Television shows about the fallout of the events of 2006 will guarantee a need for Props in Cinema of a naturalistic scale.

North Korea's weaponry are little more than props.  One can only wonder if their bullets are more effective shot or thrown.  With 7 missile failures in July and a fizzle of a nuke test today, one can only assume that Harsh language might actually work.

I say we offer them an incentive package from Hollywood..."Hold on Kim Jong Il; Ron Howard, Martin Scorcese, Spielburg, and the rest of the Hollywood Producers and Cinema houses are willing to buy your prop weaponry at top dollar, just so they don't have to utilize outdated film from pathetic journalists..."

Finally, the Hollywood stars have a chance to do some good and actually end terror from the Korean Peninsula, rather than allowing the Dixie Chicks and the Peacenik mentality to lead the People Magazine reading crowd to think, "Maybe Bush is Evil...Bring our troops home now..."

"More Fizz than Pop" 

550 tons of TNT - wasn't Hiroshima like 20,000 tons?

When did Hezbollah get back to 20,000 rockets again?  When did that happen?  Did no one notice this shift? 

All points bulletin to Japan:  Can you spell MOAB?
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